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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.
Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
Mandy was applying for a summer job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know.
'One hundred and three,' said the doctor.
'What is the world record?'
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