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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!"
"Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin.
"How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?, " gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"
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