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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus !
What's the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he's bigger than me !
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do.' The little boy began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going !'
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.
'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !'
'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy. 'I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling !'
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