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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

Rating: 2.4 |

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.'
Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !

Rating: 2.8 |

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked.
'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy.
'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'.'
'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy !

Rating: 2.4 |

Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !

Rating: 3.2 |

'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.'
'But they are the only feet I have.'

Rating: 3.0 |

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